It’s sweet, it’s crunchy, and it is part of the burgeoning line of products associated with the hit movies, Attack of the Evange-hellicals, and the kid-friendly, G-Rated Attack of the Evange-hekkicals.
“We’re doing it for the kids,” said Mary Mae Daphne, spokeswoman for the new product. “With a number of prizes in each cereal box, we hope to educate youngsters about the value of universalism and homospirituality.”
Evange-hekkicals Cereal is now on store shelves, and Ms. Daphne noted that many boxes have plastic figures of Episco-contemplatives Linda and Jill Billings, along with tiny
labyrinths.
The Episco-contemplatives are two of the most popular characters in the hit movies.
When asked about Bible fundamentalist opposition to using a cereal as a teaching tool, Ms. Daphne shrugged, and replied, “Those people all eat oatmeal.”
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